My name is Benjamin Dumke-von der Ehe, I live in Berlin, I work for Stack Overflow, and I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in the world who liked all three parts of The Matrix.
In real life, I'm commonly known as Ben; online, I usually go by the handle of balpha. This goes back to a story from school, where a teacher enumerated the three Benjamins in class using greek letters. I was the first (naturally), hence “Ben alpha”.
For lack of notability, I do not have a Wikipedia page, so I'm afraid you have to believe whatever I tell you about me here.
To receive random outbursts of cleverness from me, you can find me on Mastodon, and I often hang out in The Tavern on Meta Stack Overflow's chat (oh yeah, I'm partly responsible for that; Stack Overflow's chat engine was primarily written by Marc Gravell and myself).
Since that's about as much pseudo-social interaction I can bear, you won't find me on Facebook, MySpace, or any of the like. Well, I did have a Geocities page in the 90s. I don't want to talk about it.
Unicorns! (and related things)
Head over to Unicornify for my probably best-known freetime project.
However, I still maintain my opinion that considering assignment an expression causes more harm than good.
Also one of my hobby projects: Not a real question, a tiny little game that can be played with questions from various sites from the Stack Exchange Network. It uses the Stack Exchange API to randomly pick questions to play with.
As for actually useful stuff, I created Moonshiner, a GUI for Ghostscript's PS-to-PDF converter. It's not exactly an example of good coding (it was also a project for me to learn Python), but I use it regularly, and I've heard from a few people that they like it as well.
Contact & Legal
You can reach me at mail at firstname dash first-five-letters-of-lastname dot my-country's-tld. All original content is licensed under CC-BY-SA 3.0 unless otherwise noted.